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witchchad:

mildlyautisticsuperdetective:

witchchad:

ways to get me into bed 

1. have curly hair

2. wear a crown

thats it after that im so yours

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HO L YSH IT

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youngblackandvegan:

lol he dropped that phone like he was in an infomercial 

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departured:

finding songs from your favorite artist that you haven’t heard before

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sexhaver:

goodbye forever

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the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

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buttermilkqueen:

what the fuck do fish do for fun

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